"Even before the current storm, Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota, this season have had 16.7 inches of snow as of the first week of December."
"Bone-chilling temperatures were also a major concern, across the region. Wind chills -- which takes into account the wind, in calculating what it really feels like outside -- were forecast, for instance, to plummet as low as 35 degrees below zero in parts of Iowa."
"All of these things and more
also shalt thou do.
But first always remember
to thine own's Elf be True."